Translated In Manspeak:
THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN
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POSTING BOND, JAMES BOND.
PART ONE: DR. NO
Comedy Gets "The Light"
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YOUTH IN REVOLT: Translated In Manspeak

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The Starlets of the Next Decade
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Squibcrib Presents:
Sherlock Holmes: Translated In Manspeak
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SQUIBCRIB PRESENTS:
HEROES OF RELIGIOUS FAITH
Volume II
POPE STEPHEN and the CADAVER SYNOD
Ambushed By Religion
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Few things can rudely interrupt an otherwise enjoyable day than an unexpected religious assault. Whether it's the not so witty little message written on the marquis outside the Church you drive by on your way to work, or the completely unsolicited knock on your front door by a black tie clad moron from the "weird church" up the street. Admittedly, this may not be as intrusive as the pamphlet wielding imbecile who goes door to door, but given the right circumstance this type of guerilla faith can be about as pleasant as having your prostate checked with a crucifix.
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(500) Days of Summer - Translated In Manspeak
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8 Reasons I’m Glad Football Season Has Started
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The Seven Worst Movies You've NEVER Heard Of

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7 Things Babies Can Get Away With That You Can't
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Ambushed By Religion: Part Deux
This is a card that was given to me by a very well dressed and misguided young man
who was going door to door in my neighborhood. I can tell you that after speaking with me for
several minutes, he is probably even more misguided than before.
The actual size is about 2" x 4".
I imagine if Jesus played Major League Baseball, this
would be his rookie card,
plus a photo of him in mid swing of course. 
I had no idea what to do with this, but it looked like a checklist to me. So I jotted down my
responses as I read it.
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Squibcrib Presents:
MANLY GODDAMN MOVIES:
“The Hunted”

Squibcrib Presents:
MANLY GODDAMN MOVIES:
SHIT! DAMN! IT'S "BRAVEHEART"!!

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The Brothers Bloom: Translated In Manspeak
by Heitzie

Observe and Report: Translated In Manspeak
by Heitzie

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Squibcrib Presents:
MANLY GODDAMN MOVIES:
THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER F*CKIN KWAI

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Funny People: Translated In Man Speak
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"Zoo" - A documentary on bestiality, really.
Translated In Man Speak by Heitzie

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My Sassy Girl: Translated In Man Speak
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St. Elmo's Fire
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Keith Urban/Taylor Swift Concert; a summary.
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Urban-Swift is to country what current Metallica is to "metal" or Green Day to
"punk". Very few Nascar caps or cowboy hats in sight, kind of an upscale atmosphere (mostly due to the $85.00 face value on tix) and a 100% caucasian audience. Ok. I think that last part is true of any country show, even Cowboy Troy. In short, it's really mainstream and far removed from the core of the music. It's a rich little girl from Pennsylvania with perfect teeth and an Australian dude married to one of the highest paid actresses on earth, pretty far from.....
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Five Tips for Meeting Your Girlfriend's Family
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Fast Food Items To Avoid
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Twilight: Translated In Man Speak
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Leon Phelps - The Ladies Man loves the Crib!
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Buttplug Anti-Diarrheal - It's #1 for #2
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A radio commercial for radio
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10 Moronic Products
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