We have scoured the fast food world to find the most belt busting, bowel irritating fast food items imaginable, and here are our top 5 most ridiculously unhealthy menu items from some of your favorite fast food restaurants. We think you'll be surprised at what made the top of the list.
5. Chicken Ranch Fully Loaded Taco Salad
TACO BELL
The Breakdown
960 - calories
510 - fat calories
57 - total fat
Yes, this is a salad. That word doesn't guarantee that it's good for you, obviously. This item earned it's way on this list simply because it's misleading. There are foods with more calories out there, but most of them don't hide behind the veil of "salad". Also, the name is way too damn long, the term "fully loaded" in front of anything should tip you off that it's bad for ya. 4. Chili Cheese Fries
CARL'S JR.
 The Breakdown
990 - calories
510 - fat calories
56 - total fat The only side to make the list. Anytime you take two foods that are normally served by themselves and pour one on top of the other, it usually makes for some artery hardening muck. That's what we've got here. Chili Cheese Fries represent the kind of debauchery usually reserved for traveling carnival funnel cakes. Dig in fatty! 3. Monster Burger
HARDEE'S
 The Breakdown
1320 - calories
860 - fat calories
95 - total fat Now we're really playing with the big boys. Well over a thousand calories and just looking at this thing makes my stomach hurt. The only saving grace for Hardee's is that they are unapologetically gluttonous. Remember the commercial with the guy eating his "cheese paper"? Awesome. 2. Triple Whopper
BURGER KING
 The Breakdown
1360 - calories
91- grams of fat
33 - grams of saturated fat Burger King also has an Angry Whopper that just missed this list. But I think it's worth mentioning because I'm fairly sure Burger King is angry at it's customers. Just look at that thing, retarded. It's almost as if they are in some kind of battle with Hardee's for who can make the most disgustingly greasy pile of soy meat. I think I know who is losing that battle, your colon. 1. 24 oz. Chocolate Ice Cream Shake
JACK IN THE BOX
 The Breakdown
1430 - calories
620- fat calories
69 - total fat Surprised? So were we. After looking at all of these bacon infested greaseburgers we never expected to crown such an innocent looking drink the winner. Weighing in at an impressive 1430 calories this takes the cake, pun intended. We did learn something from all of this research though, a really kick ass way to commit suicide. I'll take a Triple Whopper with some Chili Cheese Fries a Chicken Ranch Fully Loaded Taco Salad and I'll wash it all down with a Chocolate Shake, to go. To go straight to the emergency room that is. Bon Appetit.
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